Drunken Charm

Steve is definitely one of the most intersting cats I’ve ever taught.  Here’s a story he sent me about one of his recent escapades.

It was one of those gloomy days in San Francisco, I just got off work, decided to take a walk around Height St., a part of town I don’t usually go to. As a coffee addict, I couldn’t help myself to just walk into one antique decorated café. The first thing that caught my eyes was this blonde sitting down with her laptop on the table. Something immediately clicked in my mind that was the person I stink eyed 2 months ago.

I was thought this technique by a good friend of mine, Tie Guy. I was doing the stink eye to almost all the girls within my sight. I just felt the awesome effectiveness of it. The thing that I learned from the stink eye is that it cannot be used to average looking chicks, it can only work to a hot chick 9 and above. It is a very ballsy move to taunt the most attractive women. But you have to do it right; some women will give a “what the hell is wrong with this guy” look. Some would give me a dirty look back, but I didn’t really care how they would react. However, this move will blast through the platonic and friend zone straight to sexual zone.

About 2 months ago, this chick walked up to me, looking for a so and so item. The dynamic of the whole interaction changed immediately in the second I stink eyed her. I know I was at work, there was no way I could carry a conversation with her. I had to get her number that very moments. I did not have enough commitment yet, I have to make this happen in under 5 minutes. Done.

Days go by, eventually weeks and months, she never replied back to my text or voice mail. I thought she must have flaked completely. I was frustrated because I could not figure out what I did wrong.

Even after not having seen or heard from her in months, the game was still on. I walked up to her, pulled a chair, and started talking, pretending like nothing ever happen. I was told by my instructor, “grab her by the horns when you lead, and down play everything when she accuses you.” In following his advice, I scooped in the chair pretending nothing happen. Lay back my aggressive vibe; “What’s up?” I said. “Nothing, just checking my email,” she said. I don’t pay a lot of attention to conversational game, I just let it flow. I substituted what I am lacking, which is hard core flirting, with non-verbals. My impression was that she wasn’t pushing me away. She seemed to enjoy my presence.

I knew what needs to be done at this point, I just need to check the logistics and give a reason to have me at her place.

Me: How far do u live from here?

Her: A few blocks away.

Me: Right on, I need to use the bathroom, I cant believe they don’t have one here.

Her: Alright…

We just walked to her house, I felt nervous, but I knew I was on the right path. The moment I got to her house, I went to the bathroom. I asked her if she had any wine or something, she said, “Yea, I do in my room.” We both knew why I was there in her bed. All I need to do is to catch her eye contact and move in for the kill. She closed the door. I do enjoy the moment they flinch when I undressed them. By the time I was done, I could not believe it was only 7pm, the sun was still out.

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